A
Step By Step Guide With Former Evil Genius Captain Electro
A big part about being an evil supervillain is having complete
control. You need to be in charge of every detail--because only you have
the capabilities of a super evil genius to understand the complexities
and delicious awfulness of your master plan--to take over the world.
Not only
must you choose your allies carefully, you must choose your enemies with
even more care--especially your nemesis.
Hang on,
you might be thinking, aren't I the evil nemesis? Am I not the harbinger
of doom for some hapless doer-of-good, some spandex-clad, visionless lackey
of Supercity's police department? How could I possibly have a nemesis
more evil than I am?
Hi, I'm Frank
Herschel, better known as Captain Electro. As the former superweight champion
of Evil in the world (1971-1978) and as your personal mentor in all things
dastardly, I can assure you that no one will be more menacing, more awful
than you. However, nemesicity is a two-way street, and while you will
be the bane of Supercity's superhero, he (or she) will also be yours--a
fly continually falling in your soup of carefully laid plans and spoiling
the ointment of success.
Choose this
fly with care! He (or she) will be the focus of all your malevolent ill-will
until you finally crush him (or her) in an impossibly complex trap--that
is, unless they manage to reverse the polarity!
Possibly
the most important part about choosing your nemesis is to make sure he
(or she) is weaker than you are. Your career as a supervillain will come
to a quick end, possibly even before the commercial beak, if you start
off fighting the most powerful caped crusader at the outset. Not a well
thought-out plan to be sure.
Even after
you're established your reputation it's important to have realistic assessments
of your strengths and weaknesses. If your megalomania gets to your head
too soon you could end up making the same mistake as Geothermal Joe, who,
after defeating the up-and-coming crimefighting duo Warbler and Plover
set his sights on Tungsten Man. Tungsten Man was well-established as a
major player in Industryville. Geothermal Joe was clearly over his head
in his attempts to harass and toy with him and his sidekick the Flaming
Filament.
Several of
us older villains told him to slow down, but to no avail. Eventually,
Tungsten Man decoded Geothermal Joe's taunting messages letting him know
where he was going to strike next. A trap was laid and Joe, over confident
in his abilities, did not even have a backup escape plan!
Don't let
this happen to you!
If you don't
choose your nemesis, one will choose you, and it may not be to your advantage.
The only way to have complete control of your destiny is to exert complete
control in planning every stage of your conquest of Earth and the United
World Council.
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