“You shouldn't have buried me. I'm not dead.” -Freddy Krueger
Snidely Whiplash
Snidely Whiplash was the moustachioed, black-caped, top-hatted evildoer, and archnemesis to Dudley Do-Right, do-gooder for the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.
How many damsels can you
tie onto a train track? How much moustache wax can you use in a month? How chafed do your hands get from rubbing them together so often? In a great parody of silent films, Snidely took
enjoyment by tying ladies (mainly Nell) to railways and let them sit. Unfortunately,
his plans were always foiled by Dudley. Curses!
Snidely Whiplash was the moustachioed, black-caped, top-hatted evildoer, and archnemesis to Dudley Do-Right, do-gooder for the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.