“This house has quite a long and colorful history. It was built on an ancient Indian burial ground, and was the setting of Satanic rituals, witch-burnings, and five John Denver Christmas specials.” -Mr. Burns
Snidely Whiplash
Snidely Whiplash was the moustachioed, black-caped, top-hatted evildoer, and archnemesis to Dudley Do-Right, do-gooder for the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.
How many damsels can you
tie onto a train track? How much moustache wax can you use in a month? How chafed do your hands get from rubbing them together so often? In a great parody of silent films, Snidely took
enjoyment by tying ladies (mainly Nell) to railways and let them sit. Unfortunately,
his plans were always foiled by Dudley. Curses!
Villain Of The Week 
Snidely Whiplash was the moustachioed, black-caped, top-hatted evildoer, and archnemesis to Dudley Do-Right, do-gooder for the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.